Lesbian Picnic

My aunt Tina is crazy, in a good way. She calls herself "Crazy Spinster Aunt Tina". We've been on many adventures with her, but one in particular stands out in my mind. One day, when I was about 8 and my brother was about 5 she took us into the city. We were really excited because she said we were going to go on this hike with this park ranger who had pink hair, and we thought the idea of having pink hair was CRAZY! So we hung out at her apartment and played with Sculpey for a while and then it was time to go. We stopped at Wawa and grabbed some hoagies and went and picked her friend up from work.
We we got to this forrest-y place we were walking down a trail and being silly imitating this commercial that used to be on where a guy would say, "It smells like a... Petunia!" Then were started yelling the name Princess Petunia, we may have added some "RIIIIIICCCCCOOOOOLLLLLAAAAA!!!!!" in there just for the hell of it. This was going to be a good night. Until we got closer to the group of people we were going to be hanging out with.

Out of no where this big breasted topless woman with a shaved head comes running over to us with her boobs bouncing everywhere yelling, "TINA!"

We froze in horror. Immediately we wanted to go home.

Well, we weren't going home any time soon so we tried to occupy ourselves by crying and playing frisbee with one another talking about how much we missed our mom.

The topless lady and the pink haired "park ranger" were trying to cheer us us by force feeding us Oreos and singing some weird Oreo song that must have been from an old commercial, but we were terrified. They were really nice people.

Eventually we calmed down a bit (I think the lady finally put her shirt back on) and we went down to a creek where my brother fell in.
Then when it got darker a lady with nothing but a vest, pants and sunglasses decided to serenade us with her saxophone.
She went over into clear by herself and played the night away.
When we got home (late of course) my parents FREAKED OUT! They were so pissed that my aunt Tina brought to a topless lesbian picnic.